complicated people...

i found this story on the net...think its really funny...enjoy!ha

Question : "What would you like to have.. Fruit Juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino, or Coffee?"

Answer: " Tea, please..."

Question : "Ceylon Tea, Indian Tea, Herbal Tea, Bush Tea, Honey Bush Tea, Iced Tea or Green Tea?"

Answer : "Ceylon Tea."

Question : "How would you like it? Black or white?

Answer: "White."

Question: "Milk or fresh cream?

Answer: "With milk."

Question: "Goat's milk or cow's milk?"

Answer: "With cow's milk please."

Question: "Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: "Um.. I'll just take it black."

Question: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

Answer: "With sugar.."

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

Answer: "Cane sugar."

Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"

Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?

Answer: "Mineral water."

Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured?"

Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst..."